****WARNING - Graphic Body Language*****
Boobs, breasts, jugs, bee-stings, baby feeders, boulders, etc. Whatever you may call them...I bet you've never heard this:
So the other day I was getting dressed, and Keira is coming and going...and then stops and says "Mom, when I get to be bigger, like an adult, I want an armpit fingy (thingy) like that" she says pointing to the bra.
To which I reply "What?"
She says "an armpit thingy" (pointing again at the bra on the bed)
I say "Keira, where are your armpits?"
She says (pointing to her "nipples") "Here's my armpits"
So I then had a lovely "teaching moment"...and thought that she had learnt and would have no more questions...but I was wrong.
She decided to pop the 20 questions on Nana the next day...
Keira: "Nana, what are those?" Pointing or rather touching Nana
Nana: "They are Boobs"
Keira: "I have Boobs too"
So again...lesson learnt...I'm sure of it this time...nope.
We're swimming with the Dick family at our annual "Dick Family Swimming Party" and Keira and I are hanging out and she is looking and talking and then all of a sudden she says:
"Mom, are those for swimming?" pointing at her Aunts Bosom...
AGAIN I have to "teach" her what they are...but NNNOOOO it doesn't stop there.
She gets in the tub the other night when Nana is watching her and lays down in the tub and says:
"Nana, these are for swimming"
(pointing to...well...you get the point!)















